Your lips are so . . . cheesy??
So I was just looking at my WordPress blog stats, and was checking out the different search terms people have used to get to my blog. And one of the search terms that someone entered was “Cheetos lip gloss”. Um, I mean, who would even think of typing that into a search engine? But the bigger shocker was that when I actually did type “Cheetos lip gloss” into a search engine, this popped up:

It makes me happy just knowing that Cheetos lip balm exists. Or used to exist – it seems like there wasn’t such a big market for cheese puff flavored lip balm after all, because when I went to the company’s website, they no longer list Cheetos lip balm as one of their products. The company does make all kinds of other weird and tantalizing lip balms, however, including a totally delicious sounding Cinnabon flavored lip balm:

Sara said,
December 17, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Haha! That’s so gross.
Cinnabon lip balm, though–yum.
sweetpicklepie said,
December 17, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I know, I mean, I’m a really big Cheetos fan, but still can’t really imagine wanting my lips to taste like Cheetos! Ew!