Your lips are so . . . cheesy??
So I was just looking at my WordPress blog stats, and was checking out the different search terms people have used to get to my blog. And one of the search terms that someone entered was “Cheetos lip gloss”. Um, I mean, who would even think of typing that into a search engine? But the bigger shocker was that when I actually did type “Cheetos lip gloss” into a search engine, this popped up:
It makes me happy just knowing that Cheetos lip balm exists. Or used to exist – it seems like there wasn’t such a big market for cheese puff flavored lip balm after all, because when I went to the company’s website, they no longer list Cheetos lip balm as one of their products. The company does make all kinds of other weird and tantalizing lip balms, however, including a totally delicious sounding Cinnabon flavored lip balm:
Mmmm, sweet cinnamon bun lip balm!
give me the black jellybeans
Black licorice. It’s one of those things you either love or hate. I happen to love it, especially really great old-school licorice like you can get in Europe – a little sweet, a little bitter, a little salty, and altogether pretty enticing. So imagine how excited I was to find out, during one of my extensive searches of bath products on Etsy, that licorice is not just for eating – it’s for soap and lip balm too! These products, from awesome Etsy sellers Savor and Bathlilfe, are both on my rapidly growing Christmas list - I just can’t wait to try them. There’s something about black soap and lip balm that’s alluring and kinda mysterious – just like a great piece of black licorice.
Savor's Little Black Dress Olive Oil Soap
Bathlife's Black Licorice Creamy Shea Butter Lip Balm
